here is a little email i got entitled : As i've matured...

Friends.... HILARIOUS! , and true too!

As I've Matured...
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>

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> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
> All you can do is
> stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
>
> I've learned that one good turn gets most of the
> blankets.
>
> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some
> people are just
> jackasses.
>
> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
> and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy
> it.
>
> I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be
> evenly distributed.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to
> others - they are more screwed up than you think.
>
> I've learned that depression is merely anger without
> enthusiasm.

> I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how
> you take it off.
>
> I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after
> you think you're finished.
>
> I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not
> pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are
> like fungus, and keep coming back.I've learned age
> is a very high price to pay for maturity.
>
> I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I
> enjoy it.
>
> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
> unless we are
> celebrities.
>
> I've learned that artificial intelligence is no
> match for natural
> stupidity.
>
> I've learned that 99% of the time when something
> isn't working in your
> house, one of your kids did it

> I've learned that there is a fine line between
> genius and insanity.
>
> I've learned that the people you care most about in
> life are taken from you too soon and all the less
> important ones just never go away. And the real
> pains in the ass are permanent.
>

Astig no?! I kow Kaye and Kris will agree on this! hehehehehe! Miss you girls!